
"Children' Shouldn't Play With Dead Things" Quotes
Sam caught watching the Skin Channel? Priceless.
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Sam is in the hotel room alone watching TV.
Sultry announcer: Next on the Skin Channel – Casa Erotica 4, a tale of two Latin beauties…
Dean comes in and Sam hurriedly switches off the TV. He tries to look nonchalant.
Sam: Hey.
Dean stares at Sam, then glances at the TV significantly, then looks back at Sam, as Sam squirms.
Sam: What?
Dean: (Pause) Awkward….
Sam confronts Dean about holding in his feelings, blah blah blah. Dean finally responds.
Dean: We better get out of here before the cops come.
Sam looks despairing.
Dean: I hear you, ok? I'm being an ass. I'm sorry. But right now we've got a freaking zombie running around and we've got to figure out how to kill it.
Sam starts laughing.
Sam: Our lives are weird, man.
We have to admit – they really, really are.
The guys discuss how to kill a zombie
Dean: We can't just waste it with a headshot?
Sam: Dude, you've been watching way too many Romero flicks.
Wait, you mean those aren't really zombie survival training flicks? Now what are we going to do when the undead hordes rise?
The guys break into Neal's house
Dean: Hello? Neal? It's your grief counselors, we've come to hug!
Hee! Nice passive-aggressive way of telling Sam what you think of the whole emotional sharing stuff there, Dean.
The guys confront Neal, who tells them they're crazy.
Dean: Your girlfriend is past her expiration date and we're crazy?
The guys leave the cemetery after burying Angela again.
Sam: You know, that whole fake ritual thing? Luring Angela into the cemetery? Pretty sharp!
Dean: Thanks.
Sam: But did we have to use me as bait?
Dean: I figured you were more her type. She had pretty crappy taste in guys.
Sam: I think she broke my hand.
Dean: You're just too fragile!
Yeah, we thought it was pretty funny that Sam was relatively unscathed after being hit by semi, but some little chick in a white nightgown could break his arm. Poor Sam.
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