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"Simon Said" Quotes

One episode, two Star Wars references!

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Sam and Dean discuss whether they should go to the roadhouse to ask Ash for help in tracking down Sam's vision.

Dean: There's going to be hunters there! I don't know if going in and announcing you're some sort of supernatural freak with a demonic connection is the best thing, ok?
Sam looks hurt: So I'm a freak now?
Dean plasters a smile on his face and pats Sam's leg: You've always been a freak.

Nice save there, Dean. Very convincing.

The boys knock on Ash's door. Eventually, he answers it – stark naked. The guys look stricken and desperately try to keep their eyes as high as possible.
Sam: Ash, we need your help.
Ash: Well, hell then. I guess I need my pants.

What makes the bit is the way the guys look when he closes the door, as if to say "And exactly what substance will I have to ingest to make that image go away?"

The guys talk to Tracy about how to find Andy.
Tracy: If you want to find him, try Orchard Street. Just look for a van with a barbarian queen painted on the side.
Dean: Barbarian queen?
Tracy: She's riding a polar bear – it's kind of hard to miss.
Cut to the van in question, which Dean appraises.
Dean: I'm sorry, I'm starting to like this dude – that van is sweet!

Thank god he didn't see this before he finished working on the metallicar, or who knows what kind of awful mural we'd be looking at. And the interior design, with the disco ball, beaded curtain and tiger tapestry? We really don't think that would go with the metallicar's upholstery.

Sam sees Andy drive by in the metallicar and calls Dean.
Sam: Dean! Andy's got the Impala!
Dean: I know! He just, sorta asked me for it, and I let him take it.
Sam: What?
Dean: He full-on Obi-Wan'd me! It's mind control, man!

Star Wars reference number one….

Andy uses his mind mojo to get the guys into the records office.
Guard: I shouldn't have let you kids in here!
Andy: It'll all be fine. Just go get a cup of coffee. (Pause) These aren't the droids you're looking for.
Dean: Awesome!

…and Star Wars reference number two. Whoo-hoo!

Andy and Sam discuss their abilities.
Andy: You get these premonitions of people about to die? That's impossible.
Sam: A lot of people would say the same thing about what you do.
Andy: Death visions.
Sam: Yeah.
Andy: Dude, that sucks.

Oh, and doesn't Sam know it.

Andy reacts to the news about Anson.
Andy: I have. An evil. Twin.

And he's just looking around like "In what soap opera world does this happen?" Perfect response. Dean tells Sam not to worry his pretty little head about the Demon's grand plans.

Sam: I heard you before, Dean, when Andy made you tell the truth. You're just as scared of this as I am.
Dean: That was mind control! That was like being roofied, man. It doesn't count.
Sam: What?
Dean: No. I'm calling do-overs.
Sam: What are you, seven?

It's lines like this that make us believe these guys really are brothers.

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