"Croatoan" Quotes

It was a tense episode, but Dean still managed to bring the snark.

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Sam spots a word carved into a telephone pole.
Dean: Croatoan?
Sam: Roanoke? Lost colony? Ring a bell?
Dean looks blank.
Sam: Dean, did you pay any attention in history class?
Dean: Yeah. The shot heard 'round the world, how bills become laws…
Sam: That's not school; that's Schoolhouse Rock.
Dean: Whatever.

Actually, we can still sing the preamble to the Constitution because of Schoolhouse Rock, so we have to agree with Dean there.

Dean is stopped at the roadblock.
Infected townsperson: Say, why don't you get out of the car and we'll talk a little?
Dean: Heh. Well, you are a handsome devil, but I don't swing that way. Sorry.

Was it our imagination, or did the infected townsperson look a wee bit disappointed?

Sarge describes his neighbor going crazy.
Dean: You've got a neighbor named Mr. Rogers?
Sarge: Not anymore.
And now we're having visions of Mr. Rogers changing into his tennis shoes and cardigan, then picking up an axe and going after King Friday and Henrietta Pussycat. We're sick people.

Duane: Has anyone seen my mom and dad?
Dean: AWK-ward!

Yeah, what is the correct response when someone asks for information about the people you just killed? We don't think Miss Manners covers that.

The survivors debate what to do with infected Sam.
Dean: Nobody is shooting my brother.
Duane: It's not going to be your brother much longer, you said it yourself!
Dean: Nobody's shooting anyone!
Duane: You were going to shoot me!
Dean: You don't shut your piehole, I still might!

Oh, Dean, if only you had…

The doctor prepares to leave Sam and Dean to their fate, but thanks the "marshals" for doing everything they could.
Dean: Oh, actually, we're not really marshals.
Doctor: Um… oh.

What makes that is Dean's humorless grin when she leaves. "Sorry I lied to you! Now you all scurry along while I wait for my brother to go nuts and probably kill me, if I don't kill him first! Have a nice day!"

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