
"Houses of the Holy" Quotes
Even when addressing a heavy subject, our boys managed to be quotable.
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The boy share their views on the existence of angels.
Sam: Dean, there's ten times as much lore about angels as there is about anything else we've ever hunted.
Dean: You know what, there's a ton of lore on unicorns too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams, and that they shoot rainbows out of their ass!
Sam: (looking heartbroken) Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?
Dean: (Looks concerned for a moment, then catches on.) Cute.
Hee. We totally believe that Sam had unicorn stickers on his Trapper Keeper when he was growing up, too.
Dean looks longingly at the Magic Fingers coin box. Sam enters with food.
Dean: (Urgently) Did you bring quarters?
Sam: Dude, I'm not enabling your sick habit. You're like one of those lab rats that pushes the pleasure button instead of the food button until it dies.
Dean: What are you talking about? I eat.
Yeah, but you have to admit, Dean, you're getting way too attached to that vibrating bed.
Sam performs the séance in the church crypt.
Father Reynolds: What are you doing? What is this?
Sam: Father! Please! I can explain. Um… actually, maybe I can't. Um… This is a séance.
Father Reynolds: A séance? Young man, you are in a house of God!
Sam: It's based on early Christian rites, if that helps any…
We doubt it helps. Nice try, though, Sam. And we love that you take any opportunity to show off your book learning.
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