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"Tall Tales" Quotes

Just about every moment was funny in this episode, but these are the lines that had us howling.

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Dean tells his version of the bar scene:
Bar babe: My god, you are attractive.
Dean: Thanks, but no time for that now. You need to tell me about this urban legend. Please! Lives are at stake.
Bar Babe: Sorry, I can't even concentrate. It's like staring into the sun…
[They kiss. Sam walks up behind them.]
Sam: Dean, what do you think you're doing?
Dean: Sam, please, if you wouldn't mind, just give me five minutes here.
Sam: Dean, this is a very serious investigation. We don't have time for any of your blah blah blah. Blah blahblahblahblah blah. Blah blah!

Dean's version of Sam has the bitchiest, prissiest tone of voice, and a scrunched-up face like he's been sucking on lemons.

Sam and Dean find Curtis in the bar, chugging down alcohol. He tells them what happened to him:
Curtis: They did tests on me, and, um, (chug) they probed me.
Dean: They probed you?
Curtis: Yeah, they probed me. Again and again and again and (chug) and again and again and again and then one more time.
Dean [completely deadpan]: Yikes.
Curtis: And that's not even the worst of it.
Dean: How could it get any worse? Some alien made you his bitch!
[Curtis glares at Dean. Dean looks abashed.]
Curtis: They… they made me…slow dance!

And oh, the scene they cut to – a disco ball, twinkling lights, Lady in Red on the sound system, and a chest-high alien blissfully snuggling up to a horrified Curtis. Comedy gold. Dean and Sam talk to Curtis' frat brother.
Sam: Look, man, I know this all has to be so hard.
Frat guy: Not so much.
Sam [deploying his puppy-dog eyes]But I want you to know… I'm here for you. You brave little soldier. I acknowledge your pain. Come here! [Sam envelopes the frat guy in a bear hug] You're too precious for this world!
[Back in the real world] Sam: I never said that!
Dean: You always say pansy stuff like that.

Oh, this poor frat guy. He's mortified, darting his eyes back and forth between a stoic, embarrassed Dean and over-emoting Sam, who deploys the puppy-dog eyes with abandon. Sam is still sniffling when the frat guy gets away, and Dean has to comfort him.

Sam blows up at Dean
Sam: Dude, You know something? I put up with a lot from you.
Dean: What are you talking a bout? I'm a joy to be around.
Sam: Yeah, your dirty socks in the sink? Your food in the fridge?
Dean: What's wrong with my food?
Sam: It's not food anymore, Dean, it's Darwinism!

We think Dean just breeds monsters in the fridge so he'll have something to practice on between cases.

Sam, Dean and Bobby flee the scene of the staking. Sam opens the door but doesn't get in the car. Instead, he leans on the roof and stares emotionally at Dean.
Sam: Look, Dean, um, I just wanna say, that I'm, um... [Silence. Dean swallows] Dean: Hey… me too.
[The guys gaze at each other across the roof, eyes full of emotion, looking for all the world like they're going to break into a long conversation about their feelings and inner children and such. Bobby pops up and stares at them, aghast.]
Bobby: You guys are breaking my heart. Can we please just leave?

Apparently, Bobby is no fan of the angst. Thanks for making sure the angst didn't infect the episode, Bobby!

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